Sharticle 

A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.

Used in a sentence:

Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.

Sharticle by elijahblue November 26, 2013

sharticle 

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air

Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”

sharticle by Nicholas D May 4, 2022

Smarticle Particles

(Noun)
Particles that make you smart

I'm a genius, I got smarticle particles!

Smarticle Particles by Jezij August 27, 2018

sharticle 

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.

Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.

sharticle by Estacada James September 25, 2006

Smarticles 

anyone or anything that is smart and/or clever; These are the people who will be your overlords someday

"Wow, I didn't know that I was supposed to use the quadratic formula there, you're smarticles!"

"I know, now bow down to me

Smarticles by Warhawk_825 April 4, 2010

Shafticles 

Shafticels is a rare disease of the male penis, it is defined as when men have balls growing off the shaft of there penis.

OMG put it away justin, no one wants to see your shafticles!

Shafticles by Flipoutsk8erguy August 23, 2005

Shartcicle 

The act of sharting in sub-zero temperatures resulting in the liquid shart(farting/shiting simultaneously) freezing solid and thus becoming a shartcicle.

Tthe outhouse was so cold, i had a shartcicle hanging down there in no time!"

Shartcicle by ass worshiper March 8, 2012