Tenderize the Meat 

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

Tenderize the Meat by Aram A. February 24, 2008

tallahassee tenderizer 

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

tallahassee tenderizer by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

Sentrize 

A name for someone who has millions of invisible money, flaunting it by saying they are rich.

Hey you heard of Sentrize right? I heard he's rich.. in an alternate universe.

Sentrize by The Jack Rackham July 18, 2020

Tenderize 

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.

"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"

Tenderize by ArdeGT February 23, 2008

Snyderized 

When a kid with an extremely greasy mullet and a trashe stache, sexually manipulate you to do odd sexual favors( ie: licking peanut butter off of your dick) when you are under the influence, or by means of cash.

Girl:This sucks, the whole schoolhates me.
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!

Snyderized by Kewie Bartheloumeo December 20, 2005

Michigan Meat Tenderizer 

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

Michigan Meat Tenderizer by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Snyderize 

The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.

Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.

A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.

Snyderize by Gomez Sprinkles February 27, 2008