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A slightly tall polish man, smells of dog shit, but still slightly good at sports. Also has a tiny penis the size of a paper clip,and while he plays with his paper clip his god licks his tiny peas
Girl: oh shit whats that polish like smell?
Guy: it must be a Scotty
Scotty by Bigmac aka mc-gangbang November 15, 2011
an unattractive boy, who thinks he is loved by all. A player, who cannot keep feelings for another, more then a day. Tries to be cool by hitting on girls. Girls hate him
Maddie - that kid this he's the shit
Rachael - hes probably a scotty!
scotty by TheHottestChicksAlive (: December 27, 2009
One who is unable to comprehend the multitude of the current situation he is in. In layman's terms, it is safe to naturally assume he doesn't know.
Random tosser: Wait, your name's Scott. Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty by djskein October 13, 2007
A huge blunt that has been rolled by a bloody Scot, thus the smoke is thick and black, and it pulls so fiercely that it causes others (who aren't bloody scots) to cough furiously, and then drink large quantities of water in order to soothe their throat.
Dude (cough)....that scotty kicks like a fucking bitch! (cough cough)
scotty by teezy33 November 1, 2006
someone who just doesn't know!
scotty doesn't know scotty doesnt knoww.. so don't tell scotty!
Scotty by Amandaaaaaa June 19, 2008
Someone that doesn't know.
Scotty by yesImAnaturalBlue February 2, 2010