Nova Scotia 

Nova Scotians love children and pets, but have no time for adults, particularly those who "come from away". If you weren't born or raised in the province, there's no place for you. No jobs to speak of, unless you're willing to work for such miserable pay and conditions, not even a Nova Scotian would consider it. Employers rarely return phone calls and people with decent jobs cling to them with a fierce tenacity.
In short, it's a great place to live if you're rich or self-sufficient. Otherwise, look elsewhere.

"Hello, I just moved to Nova Scotia and I'm looking for.... Hello? Hello? Yes, is this Human Resources? Excuse me, but did you say that the person who does the hiring is on paid leave for two years? And the vacancy has been filled by her cousin? Is there someone else who... Hello?"

Nova Scotia by cfa April 14, 2009

Windsor, Nova Scotia 

A small place in Nova Scotia Canada. About 45 minutes away from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Windsor is the birthplace of hockey

Guy 1: i live in the Quebec, which is the birthplace of hockey.
Guy 2: you are a dumbass, Windsor, Nova Scotia is the birthplace of hockey

Windsor, Nova Scotia by hockey fan-09 December 4, 2010

the nova scotia joint 

*canadian term*

the way nova scotians', in perticularly the people from Dartmouth(which is a suburb of the provinces' capital, Halifax), roll their joints. all throughout Canada there are different procedures for this matter. for example, people from British Columbia...they do the exact opposite of what nova scotians'do.

first of all, tobacco is ALWAYS (i can't stress that enough) mixed in with the marijuana....in cases when you don't have "tobac", the weed usually does not get smoked until you find someone that will break you a nib of their cigarette.

also, filters...which are made from just about anything thats thin cardboard(about the thickness of a bussiness card). they are carefully rolled in a spiral and placed into the end of your joint.

the final step is to "baptize" the joint. this is where you push the joint backwards into your mouth and wet the paper from the saliva on your lips. this is done to create a slower burn of the marijuana.

some people also like to rip off the other twisted end of your joint to create a better igniting surface so the joint doesn't get bad runs....and YOU IS DONE! spark that shit!

the nova scotia joint

the nova scotia joint by beeareeyeehen November 9, 2005

Liverpool, Nova Scotia 

Liverpool is a small community. It is a nice town, but the idiots that surround the whole community make it a shitty town. 4 out 5 people you meet in this town, is a dealer or on every drug imaginable. We have some decent people, but the majority of the people are lowlife scum, that WON'T make a living for themselves. The only hobbies people have in this town is to smoke up, sit on the cemetery steps, stand at the high school gate and do the 'idiot loop'. They're also poser ass wiggers which live by Bob Marley and Wiz Khalifa. 'Taylor gang or die' is an often said term, which makes me sick to my stomach. I get most of the peoples names mixed up.. cause all the people that pretend to be black look the same to me. Most of the teenage population likes to subject themselves to the drug culture, instead of trying to make a good living for themselves instead of selling drugs. People claim theres people you should be 'deathly afraid' of when the people are all talk, and they will not do any action. The biggest highlights of the year is Privateer Days and Seafest, which is a major excuse to get drunk or high or whatever you prefer. Most people are too immature, and will do anything, and everyone drinks underaged. We also enjoy making fun of other communities, such as Bridgewater.
'TOB' because they're just as immature as the majority of the people here are, there's no in between.

I'd like to see some Liverpool scum that walks the street try to understand what I just summed up here.

Liverpool, Nova Scotia
Person #1 "whaddup guyz, let'z go and get drunk up in hur"
Person #2 "Ok, bro, let's go get some lowlife who's of age to buy our stuff YEEEEH"

Liverpool, Nova Scotia by Ya'll got served January 1, 2012

Brova Scotia 

The Mythical land of Bro's.

Hey Bro, where do you live?

Brova Scotia
Hell Yea!

Brova Scotia by Bronthing January 5, 2011

Nova Scotia Icepop 

Jam rag dunked in Vodka, frozen and sucked dry. Can also be defrosted via a front bottom for a Nova Scotia cold water fountain. True deviant connoisseurs may prefer to wait until a lady-friend has the painters in in order to savour the Nova Scotia Bloody Mary.

Max: Wow, it's hot, eh? Anyone for a Nova Scotia Icepop?
Paul: Ooh, nice one that's just the job.
Rob: The way your Mrs is acting I presume she has the painters in. I'll go for a Nova Scotia Bloody Mary. Cheers!

Nova Scotia Icepop by Kirkpatrick77 October 3, 2011

mahone Bay, Nova Scotia 

place. Rock-strewn Canadian fishing port a few inlets down from the more picturesque Peggy's Cove. Famous for exporting crabs in the summer and harbouring hardy yacht painters and stone sculptors over the long, dreary winters.

The isolation of frigid winters, when the inlet freezes and tourists cannot reach the island, has bred a certain ruggedness into the local folk who pass the dark winter evenings with their scrabble competitions, squid jigging and deboer knitting.

Delightful views of the "famous-six" churches are available from anywhere in town due to the lack of other buildings .

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Isn't that Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia I hear calling me?

No. I think that's Peggy's Cove again.

mahone Bay, Nova Scotia by Public_ice September 1, 2011