Customer Satisfaction Campaign 

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.

Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."

Customer Satisfaction Campaign by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010

self-satisfaction 

Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.

self-satisfaction by Lennythebear September 18, 2016

Self-satisfaction 

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

Self-satisfaction by Lennythebear September 19, 2016

Sexual Satisfaction 

After being with Bradley S. from Cincinnati, you know what being sexual satisfied means.

Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.

If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.

Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .

Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!

He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction”

Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!

Sexual Satisfaction by Living my best Life December 22, 2021

Satisfaction

a Myth for humans

Humans can never attain satisfaction fully be it money,women or anything

Satisfaction by ruspet June 20, 2011

Satisfaction

Gratification found in doing something/someone.

I can uninstall all the bs that lets you see everything I do on my laptop and continue to get satisfaction by solving crimes by myself; like I've done for years on my literally half a dozen laptops that have gone to the laptop gods.

Satisfaction by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015

Textual Satisfaction 

When you orgasm after reading explicit text messages, also known as sexting.

Man 1: She sure knows how to talk dirty. She was sexting me all night.
Man 2: Did you get some textual satisfaction?

Textual Satisfaction by Hermione1234 May 22, 2011