Sandusky Sleeper 

It is when a man sneaks up behind another man and puts him into a sleeper hold/choke. When the guy being choked out begins to lose consciousness, the guy committing the choking begins to fondle him from behind. The man being choked then loses consciousness while having a fading awareness of being groped. This renders a feeling of child-like helplessness.

The other day, I laughed histerically when Jeff gave Tim a Sandusky Sleeper in the gym shower and then left him there on the floor curled up in the fetal position.

Sandusky Sleeper by Rusty Shackleford85 March 15, 2012

Sandusky-Skeet-Skeet 

Verb - Describes the action of someone who has a sexual desire, or attraction, for young boys

You're such a pervert! You were totally Sandusky-skeet-skeetin' towards that kid!

skeet skeet

Sandusky-Skeet-Skeet by C_AY November 23, 2011

sandusky spoiler

when a man stands in the center of a circle with women (usually) making up the perimeter of the circle. the man proceeds to stand in place and spin around as fast as he can and urinate on the perimeter of women.

I need a change of clothes, Ron just gave us girls a wicked Sandusky Spoiler.

sandusky spoiler by soggy bawlls July 29, 2011

Sandusky Stix 

A fun game to play which is basically tummy stix but played by a young boy (10 and under) and an old dude (65 and older).

Sorry Coach, not sure why I'm sucking at tee ball so much today. Guess that vicious game of Sandusky Stix really took it out of me last night.

Sandusky Stix by Ironshaft July 28, 2012

Sandusky sandstorm 

When you take an Arab and you remove the towel off his/her head and shit in it. Then you anally penetrate a child with an erect penis and ride the child into battle and sling the towel full of shit at people

Hey Gary Lets Sandusky sandstorm these 2nd graders sandusky sandstorm SanduskySandstorm

Sandusky sandstorm by Snake_7 January 4, 2015

Some Sandusky Shit 

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

Some Sandusky Shit by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Sandusky Squirmer 

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.

The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.

Sandusky Squirmer by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024