Sanderson's Law 

as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1

"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"

"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"

Sanderson's Law by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 27, 2020

Sanderson 

A man, who while serving in the US Army, made significant additions to the list of 'really bad words' in the world. He also displayed a remarkable talent for composing complete sentences (noun / subject, verb, adverb, conjunctions, adjective, interjections, etc.) and without ending the sentence with a preposition using only the word 'Fuck.'

After dropping a 200 pound safe onto his foot, Thomas was heard to exclaim, in the Sanderson fashion, "fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckingly fucked!'

Sanderson by Big Daddy Cool Breeze May 22, 2021

Sanderson 

A man who was a comedian in his past life and was born with a congenital disorder where he has not only an extra funny bone but also an extra humerus. Unpredictable. At any given moment his comedy will strike without warning and you will find yourself laughing but don’t know why. He invented the words “random” and “extravagant” and is currently working to start a new cult known as Sandersonism. Sandersonism is all about finding snakes in the grass and calling them out for their devilish deeds.

Dude, why do I have butterflies in my stomach suddenly?
It’s because you just saw a Sanderson! His presence alone makes your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy! You should feel honored.

Sanderson by Uncleb6969 November 29, 2021

Sandersed 

To have multiple people take the same action to block you from doing something

When everybody except Joe Biden dropped out of the 2020 democratic primary to stop Bernie Sanders from being competitive, Bernie got Sandersed.

My brother and sister sandersed me by lying to mom about me breaking the lamp

Sandersed by Jerray Haze December 27, 2023

Sanderson 

An act of a man who expresses all 12 arch ideals and displays manliness.

Sanderson was picking up trash that wasn’t his

Sanderson by The Clubb Boys July 23, 2025

Dave Sanderson 

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.

"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"

Dave Sanderson by Harold Richards December 16, 2011

Full Sanderson 

The act of receiving a standing ovation upon entering any building solely based on the astronomical levels of promiscuity and masculinity that you display. See also power stance

When sandy walked in everyone gave him a full Sanderson for at least 10 minutes before he displayed a power stance.

Full Sanderson by Daddy's children June 20, 2017