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Slags who are sweaty
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Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.
Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!
Sweaty Sergio by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019

summer sweaty sack 

The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.
"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.

sweaty sweaty pancake 

When you smack some hoe in the face with your sweaty gonad and strife. Then you get the hell out of their like a skeet and skoot.
Charlie smacked his sweaty sweaty pancake all over Shelby Higgs.

Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) 

When a males body is seemingly dry and clean as if one had just gotten out of a shower. Somehow, the ball sack has managed to be more greasy, sweaty, and nasty then a fat bitch in a tight T after a concert.
Louis: Hey Nick, how you feelin' today man?

Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.

sweaty sleep mask 

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.
*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."
sweaty sleep mask by buist2 October 17, 2008