Ringo Starr 

1) One of the luckiest men in the world. A drummer who just happened to join the greatest band of all time. Ringo was actually the worst drummer out of all of The Beatles.
All the songs he did for them sucked ass; mediocre at best by Beatles standards.

2) Someone who has little to offer, but has fantastic friend(s)/associates.

In my defense, I don't mean to say that Mr. Starkey is a bad guy, I mean to say he's lucky.

"Holy fuck! Check out Ringo Starr's nose!"

Ringo Starr by Mohamdu April 9, 2006

Ringo Starr 

the shitty ugly beatle

he will still play jones beach to empty stadium

Ringo Starr by kittykes June 15, 2005

Ringo Starr 

The one Beatle that nobody remembers.

Person 1: Who was that fourth Beatle that I nobody remembers?
Person 2: Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr by More Anonymous Than You January 19, 2015

Ringo Starr 

The most useless Beatle... and the LUCKIEST guy on earth!

Friend #1: What song did Ringo Starr write?
Friend #2: What? He wrote a song?! Oh yah the "Yellow Submarine... He's still pretty useless but he's one hell of a LUCKY bastard cuz he gets to earn millions doing nothing! ;)

Ringo Starr by Yellow Submarine Cru... March 6, 2009

Ringo Starr 

the definition of a silly cutie patootie, also known as richard starkey (which is his full name) was in the band The Beatles. and before that he was in Rory Storm and the Hurricanes as their drummer from 1959 - 1962. ringo dated Maureen cox (otherwise known as mo) from 1962 until their divorce in 1975. they married in 1965. ringo is the oldest beatle. he was known as "the drummer" but he is much more than that. he also aged like fine wine and has a beautiful nose. ringo was born July 7th, 1940. his bestie was hazza (george harrison) and all he wants is peace and love :( BUT NO MORE FAN MAIL

random person: whos that?
me: thats ringo starr!
random person: his nose is big
me: *points gun* HOW DARE YOU
*dramatic fighting scene music intensifies*

Ringo Starr by justa60slover August 26, 2023

Ringo Starr 

Umbrella player and drummer, partly Powerpuff Girl and he lives in an Octopus's Garden.
Was the Beatle with the big nose.

Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr by Idkyall July 11, 2024

Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) 

Ringo is just as sexy as Paul McCartney. His nose is not ugly at all, it's actually very cute. Ritchie may not be as attractive when it comes to his looks, but his personality makes up for it all because he is a very sweet, caring, loving man who brings lots of peace and love to this Earth. The way he used to flip his hair and smile like crazy when he was drumming could probably make anyone fall in love with him tbh.

Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) is adorable

Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) by The._.beatles._.supremacy June 25, 2021