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Redwood High 

aka Deadwood. The best school in the Tam District. Located in the 415, Yay Area. Reppin' Corte Madera, Larkspur, Ross, Kentfield, Tiburon, and any other districts that let their kids transfer in. It was built on a swamp and looks like a prison. Home of the Giants, the trees, the liberal Marin hippies, and gettin hyphy, RHS is also the campus of Tamiscal and San Andreas. Famous for its senior pranks (chicken incedent) and famous alumni (Robin Williams, Gavin Newsome). RHS is a California Distinguished School and has noteworthy sports teams and arts programs (art, music, drama).
"Dude, there are more Hybrid cars in this lot than there are black students who attend this school."
"Yeah, that's Redwood High for you."
Redwood High by gettinhyphyindayay November 12, 2006
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Redwood Christian

Preppy ass school in Slz. Filled with foreign exchange students.
DON'T GO THERE.
(ALSO KNOWN AS Gaywood)
Guy1:What school do you go to?
Guy2:Redwood Christian, its full of chinks.
Guy1: Bro do you mean Gaywood?
Redwood Christian by gaywoodhater September 8, 2011

redwood count 

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale
Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count
redwood count by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004

Redwood City 

The shittiest, most boring town in the bay area even though we do have the best weather. Also known as deadwood.
Man #1: Did you hear about that mass suicide the other day.
Man #2: Yeah, they were all from Redwood City. I'd kill myself too if I lived there.
Redwood City by Markmore March 22, 2008

Redwood Spinel 

A very toxic spinel in the gacha spinel community on tiktok. The one who has caused the most drama.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Redwood Spinel?
Person 2: Oh... yeah I heard they snapped at someone today...

redwood man 

a person who has red hair and stands a stagering 10 feet tall, pasty white skin, and a strange sense of humor. also known to snap on people and has an amzing appetite

redwood man is gonna stab you for sure!
redwood man is gonna stab you for sure!

look at that redwood man munch
redwood man by ryan mcd October 17, 2006

Redwood High School 

Home of the um... Im not sure cuz you never hea anyone saying Redwood Bkahbkahs did anything... I think its Giants. But anyways Redwood (AKA Deadwood) is known for its um well nothing really.
Wow im glad I didnt go to Redwod High School!
Redwood High School by Mister Man February 27, 2005