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penis recoil 

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.
Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!
penis recoil by hertel3k January 13, 2010

Clit Recoil 

When a woman is so turned off by someone that their clit recoils into their stomach and hides for days.
I was so turned off by that asshole my clit recoiled.
Clit Recoil by Draperchick March 10, 2017

Fizzy Recoil 

The amount of fizz and bubbles when you pour a fizzy drink into a glass.
-"Pepsi has less fizzy recoil than coke."

-"Yes, i agree, but coke is still better."

-"Whatever, pepsi for the win!"

-"Fucking come on then you prick!"
Fizzy Recoil by thegrizzelybear October 2, 2011

ass recoil 

when she walks and her ass bounces
friend 1: damn she got some mad ass recoil
friend 2: ong
ass recoil by cpsdgames July 17, 2022

Penis Recoil 

occurs durring a strong male orgasm. the point when you ejaculate and as the prostate pumps, causes a retraction of the tendon attached to your penis forcing vertical motion similer to that of a hand gun.
i was banging this one girl and when i blew my load, the penis recoil gave me a bitchin cramp.
Penis Recoil by Spyro1509 December 14, 2010

fart recoil

The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion
I love to see the fart recoil when little old ladies hit "the cloud".
fart recoil by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011