Random Attack 

Media codeword for when youths attack a caucasian for fun, but not profit.

"Chris Lane, 22, was shot in the back in a random attack by three teenagers while he jogged through the streets of the Oklahoma town of Duncan on Friday afternoon."

"An 88-year-old American World War II veteran has been beaten to death by two teenagers in an apparently random attack in the state of Washington."

Random Attack by demaistre August 25, 2013

Random = Funny 

The belief that everyone on the internet seems to have.

Dude 1: On a scale of 2-69133720029 what is your least favorite flavor of the rainbow?
Dude 2: LOL XDDD

A tragic case of Random = Funny

Random = Funny by Logic is dead August 8, 2016

Random Dillod 

Twitch streamer who is probably gay, all we know about him is that he is a tall motha fucka and that he works at a Burger King, always complains about his setup when anything goes wrong, his hashtag on tiktok also has over 50k views

“Damn random dillod is the best twitch streamer ever”

“Who is that even”

“I don’t now some random ass guy that works at bk, he is pretty funny though and always complains about his setup”

Random Dillod by Beaver boy3765 July 13, 2023

Random acts of silence 

When something occurs that makes everybody stop talking and pay attention to the situation. Usually funny and very embarrassing. Can happen in a large group or a small intimate setting. Usually has something to do with racism.

Here is a perfect example of random acts of silence

Background noise from party

Becky: This party is awesome.
Ray: Yeah its alright. Its a little dark in here though, if you know what I mean?
Becky: I could ask him to turn the lights up.
Ray: I mean there are a lot of coons in here.

Record stops and everybody stops talking and looks

Random acts of silence by Cletus B Delicious July 25, 2011

randomite 

some one or some people who are just total random OR somebody who you don't know

randomites in its plural sense

"hey look at those randomites over there what the f**k are they doing"

you flaming randomite

randomite by Mike Bown November 14, 2006

random catfish attack 

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly

Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"

random catfish attack by nolrik November 13, 2011

Random ass nigga 

When there be a random ass nigga u say supp random ass nigga

Random ass nigga with a random ass dick.

Random ass nigga by Alec campione March 11, 2019