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Premium items 

1 --- Aka Cash Shop Items, are virtual materials purchasable via real world currency. Such items would allow the purchaser to enhance, or rather alter a certain portion of the game, whether it were to make the game more visually enjoyable or become dominate.

2---A scam put out by most Korean gaming cooperation for their MMORPG for the soul purpose of profit. Making the game as shitty as possible so people would feel obligated to purchase premium items to better the game, even though the company could've just done that in the first place.

But NOOOOOOO, "We need the money to make the game better, even though all we do to expand the game is raise the level cap to make you mindlessly grind to get ten more levels while brainwashing you to believe game is the best, and the only way it could get better is Premium Items!"

Even though technically you do purchase Premium Items via real world currency, they first make you buy some unnecessary virtual currency that probably gives an obscure number that would still transact equally, an example would be if you get 1,000,000,000 Dickweeds for 1 dollar, it sounds and looks like your getting more bang for your buck but then you realize the cheapest thing on their scam shop is worth 30,000,000,000 Dickweeds.
-Premium Item: Boob enhancer
-Description: Increase your female character's breast by 10x from the G cup sizes they already are.
-Cost: 100,000,000,000,000,000 herpes aka 26 dollars.

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Boy-1: "Dude check out all these premium items bought, best three hundred dollars I've ever spent."

Boy-2: "Too bad they expire then disappear in a week, lol"

Boy-1; "FuuuuuuuCCCCKKKKKK!!!"
Premium items by Lawcork June 20, 2008
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premium succ 

An extremely good blowjob. It is just an extension of the word succ, which is just a plain blowjob. Premium succ is just really good succ.
She didn't just give me the succ, she gave me the PREMIUM SUCC.
premium succ by Nick_neus69 December 7, 2016

Premium Noob 

People who pay for advantages in-game are often called "premiums" or "premium players".

Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.

Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.
Guy1: "Hey, Guy2 has a weapon that's damage statistics have been boosted"

Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"

Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"
Premium Noob by Fuzion XL September 10, 2011

Premium Dark 

Black as the name Jamal or Tyrone.

VERY VERY BLACK
whoa dude scope them niggz

whoa dude they are fucking Premium Dark

Yea dude supremely BLACK
Premium Dark by J Steezy October 29, 2008

premium feel 

When something has a Premium feel, it is very appealing, and most people would want to have it.
Peter: Delicious, his food has a premium feel.

premium stinky 

The high class tail you get from rich peoples daughters
I got me some premium stinky the other night at the NYYC

Premium Dan 

-utilizes premium gasoline in one's premium car. Also associated with being too esteemed to meddle in the business of less premium people.
Premium Dan is too good to put unleaded gas in his Rover.
Premium Dan by Cup-Shot December 14, 2004