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Mayor of Pound Town 

When a bro and a bra head down to Pound Town together, whoever takes charge in the bedroom (or anywhere Pound Town is that night) is elected to be the Mayor of Pound Town. This move also reduces the other party to a Slam Piece, aka someone who has been reduced to an object because the Mayor has completely overpowered them.
"Bro! Did you bag that slam piece at the bar and take her straight to Pound Town?"

"We went to Pound Town, alright. But she took charge and got elected Mayor of Pound Town. Last night, I was the slam piece, bro."

"Oh snap!"
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Pound Town

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-noun

1. a place, such as your apartment or bedroom, where you take girls to have wild, rough sex with them.

2. every normal person’s heaven on earth.

Details

a. never under ANY circumstances does the pilot (male) take it easy on a passenger (lucky slut) who's visiting "Pound Town."

b. female's who dare to visit "Pound Town" are doing so at their own risk.

c. in most cases, the passengers are simply drunken sluts or swamp donkeys, looking to take one-night visit to "Pound Town."

Precautions

a. the majority of the travelers often face mild side effects such as a sore vagina, sore butt, rug burn and or stomach ache.

b. females who visit Pound Town may require a wheel chair on their trip back home.

c. rare, but serious side effects include a broken back and paralysis.

Additional Information

a. according to a recent study, 97% of passengers admitted to traveling to Pound Town only for the sole purpose of receiving an orgasm.

b. the other 3% of passengers claim they do not remember their trip.
1. Team "Fuck N' Such" took those drunk sluts to Pound Town last night! They were screaming and a creaming!

2. Nasty Nate gave that girl a first class ticket to Pound Town!

3. Mike: Dude, that chick want your dick so bad.

Nate: Okay bro, I'm about to take this bitch to POUND TOWN!!

4. Aaron: I ripped her clothes off and told her to fasten her seat belt. You've got yourself a one-way ticket to POUND TOWN!
Pound Town by NateTheGreat2 March 2, 2011

Pound Town

Pound Town:

Where you take The Fuck Truck, of course!
"Let's take The Fuck Truck to Pound Town tonight baby!"
Pound Town by Dr. Quinn-Hyde October 13, 2018

Pound Town

Me- I took her to "Pound Town"
Dude- You railed her?
Me- Nah B, that new discount store that opened up
Pound Town by Twitch17am January 16, 2011

Pountiownis 

A very powerful version of the word "bitch". This is a swear used in very intense arguments and descriptions
"This pountiownis over here is unfathomably stupid"
Pountiownis by Yellow Orange July 31, 2015

Pound Town

My car got towed again.......fuckin' pound town.

Q: What happens if you don't pay a Chicago parking ticket?
A: Well you'll be taken to pound town, and not in a good way.

Officer: Please step out of the vehicle
Driver: Why?
Officer: So I can take it to pound town

My you look depressed, what's wrong?
I had to walk home from pound town.

Q: Where is all your money?
A: With my car, in pound town.
Pound Town by VIP-Z November 4, 2011

pound town

We will be taking a ride in a truck to a place called pound town where we are gonna have rough sexual intercourse.
Get in the fuck truck , cause we are going to pound town.
pound town by merl420 June 28, 2015