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rogue planets 

A rogue planet is a planet that is not orbiting any body of gas to create light.
Scientist 1: Heard anything about rogue planets?
Scientist 2: Nope.

Scientist 3: Well they are...
rogue planets by Spooky Chicken December 23, 2016

dome planeteer 

Someone who gives head while the other is watching Planet Earth
"Dude, did you have a good time watching planet earth with your girl lastnight?

"Yeah she was a total dome planeteer"
dome planeteer by Legba January 3, 2018

Battle of the planets 

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc
guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"

few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy
Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

Planetside 2 

1:battle with 3 factions to control continents, and when you get a kill it feels 10000x more rewarding than a kill in COD.

2:the worst new player experience of all time where the weapons feel like you're holding an airsoft gun with more recoil, and all you need is cash money to get the advantage in a fight.
"hey man, i just won the lottery. lets play some Planetside 2, we have enough money to buy rediculously op shit now."
"ok and"

Planetshite 

A rework of the word 'Planetside' - A suck ass game that you have to pay for just to talk to a couple of nerds and watch as your computer goes as slow as shit afterwards.
Man, get off of planetshite you nerd!
No! Its 'meh' life! Yuo am teh n00bzor!!!11
Planetshite by suxor September 14, 2004