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Ping pong 

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE

ping pong 

a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian
omg isabelle you asian ping pong

Ping pong 

A simple sport that requires good hand eye coordination fast movement usually a two player game.
She is playing ping pong on her own
Ping pong by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020

Ping pong 

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass

ping pong 

In a 2 male 1 female 3 some where the female is taking dick from one male and his balls are bouncing against her pussy and she's giving the other male head and his balls are bouncing against her face.
Person 1: Did you guys ping pong Kayla last night?
Person 2: Yeah we totally did her face and ass were bruised from our balls it was crazy
ping pong by phantmmm February 19, 2022

Ping Pong 

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack
"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"
Ping Pong by latrelljennings January 4, 2023