Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and
determination required to be able to both ping and pong.
Christmas Day is no longer
Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing
table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s
not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A
LIFESTYLE”