Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Piedmont box turtle by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

Piedmont, Alabama by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011

Piedmont Airlines 

A shell of it's once stronger, and respected, original mainline airline service. Since the US Air Merger, they now fly under the American Eagle Brand as a regional Operator and Ground Handler.

God damn, Shit-mont! Always loosing my bags, and delaying my flight! I'll never fly Piedmont Airlines ever again if I can help it!

Piedmont Airlines by BigMoneyBritches24675 September 3, 2022

Piedmont, Alabama

Where winners come from.

Person one: Hey you know Matt?
Person two: He's from Piedmont, Alabama. He's a winner.

Piedmont, Alabama by allidoiswinwinwin November 30, 2011

Piedmont Lakes Middle School

A Prison that sits In Apopka Florida it's pretty peaceful but you still have to watch out for Mister Clark And other teachers if not Mister Clark will see you "AFTER CLASS"

Kid 1 What school do you go to
Kid 2 Piedmont Lakes Middle School
Kid 1 LMAO that hell hole your fucked

Piedmont Lakes Middle School by Deafaultino May 3, 2019

piedmont kid 

Usually a wealthy white kid from the small town of Piedmont California. They are unaware of their racist comments towards minorities and tend to drink and have worse drug problems then some inner city schools.

Did you hear what that piedmont kid just said about black kids? He said that he "saw" the kid in Oakland with gang members. Turns out they were just his dad and brother. Such a piedmont kid thing to say.

piedmont kid by putumayo afro latin December 4, 2013

Piedmont Airlines 

A Regional Carrier for American Airlines typically handling short feeder flights between Hubs and Field Stations operating under the brand American Eagle.

They employ union workers under the CWA (Communications Workers of America) which has ties to CenturyLink and has a rather poor contract till they renegotiate. The payscale is lacking and the inability to strike among other things.

For most routes they Operate small Bombardier Canadair Regional Jets (CRJ 700-900's) or Embraer 145's which require your carry-on to be gate checked (Valet) with Red / Yellow tags. They do sometimes use Embraer 175's for more comfortable routes.

Management tends to be power hungry and violation vigilant which leads them to nitpick everything their workers do in the name of compliance and safety. On most busy days they have back to back flights which leads to overwork / exhaustion

There tends to be high turnover and short staffing which leads to young college kids and a high number of adolescents taking the job.

Jolene:
"I just flew on Piedmont Airlines under American Eagle from PHX to SBA they wouldn't let me take my carry-on bag full of rocks and bowling balls on the plane because the Gate Agent said it was too big to fit in the overhead bin or under the seat! You have to do something about this!"

Manager
"We're working on it.."

Piedmont Airlines by Lilhomiedownthasidewalk September 7, 2022