Petey Pablo 

When a man twists his nuts around until they are wound up tight, puts them in someones mouth, and lets them spin around like a helicopter.

My girlfriend let me give her a Petey Pablo last night.

Petey Pablo by Pablomatic August 14, 2018

petey helmet 

The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.

Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.

petey helmet by n tufnel June 1, 2005

Petey Pablo 

Crazy ass ugly muthafucka who started his career by telling north carolina to take their shirts of and spin them around their heads like a helicopter.

Petey Pablo is a crazy muthafucka.

Petey Pablo by Earl Foote February 4, 2005

Petey Piranha 

A giant freakish-looking plant-monster that is clad in nothing but red and white polkadotted underwear. Attacks by either puking up toxic sludge (in Super Mario Sunshine) or by leaping up and stomping down, and swinging cages which are permanently welded to its arms (in Super Smash Bros. Brawl). Has also been spotted playing golf for some reason.

Petey Piranha: "ROOOOOAR *swings cages*"

Petey Piranha by Ricky Romero August 1, 2008

petey williams 

A professional wrestler from Ontario, Canada. Trained by Scott D'Amore. He is the inventer of wrestlings sickest move, the Canadian Destroyer, a flip piledriver. Rumor has it that he invented the move while Drunk, however this claim has not been proven to be true. Former TNA wrestling X Division champion, and captain of the Team Canada faction.

Petey Williams hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! its all over!

petey williams by Coo Coo Canuck June 11, 2006

Petey Pablo 

an ugly mutha that made the hit song freek-a-leek

A: there go Petey Pablo!
B: oooh he ridin clean too
C: yea...i dont like that mutha fucka

Petey Pablo by TipsyMa4Lyfe June 7, 2004

Petey Stokoe 

A derogatory slang used to insult an unsavory character. Originally founded by a group of close friends, petey stokoe, a young man from Chile, was always the village idiot or the laughing stock of the group. Eventually, an insult arose from the midst. Petey possesses an unusually large melon and a stupid face.

Prips: Look at that petey stokoe, what a bumbling idiot.

Tiko: Yes i concur, his head is huge and theres no way he's smarter than a mentally challenged dutchman.

Petey Stokoe by Zoran Bozac November 1, 2007