Perez Hilton 

(pear-ehz hill-ton) N.
A flaming queen giving decent gay guys a bad name. He spends all of his time bitching and moaning about celebrities and how they look and act instead of doing anything positive to better either himself or the world.

Gay guy #1: Hey, have you checked out Perez Hilton's new blog?

Gay guy #2: Nah. Believe it or not, most gay guys, such as myself, consider him a total idiot and are actually offended that he managed to obtain some level of celebrity by just being a stereotype.

Gay guy #1: Oh. Well, when you put it like that, ya wanna go watch Shutter Island on DVD?

Gay guy #2: Yeah, I have two hours to kill.

Perez Hilton by Wong Fo Lee January 21, 2011

Perez Hilton 

The mother fucker who has it out for directioners. Has no life and is the most hated man alive. He wants to start all world battle and directioners will win.

Perez Hiltonasshole

Perez Hilton by Directioner4lifebitch August 23, 2012

Perez Hilton 

Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira),Cuban american , blogger/ celeberty, he is a homosexual who refers himself as a queen. he blogs about gossip and about stardum and his life. he is annyoing and obnauxious. He discualified Miss California for saying that she dosent agree with gay marriage.in another insident he got punched by Will IAM's body guard for pestering Will IAM from black eye peas. he also guest stared in nicolodian's victorious show with victoria justice.
Perez Hilton is a duce and a prick and he is a disgrace to us cubans everywere

Perez Hilton= prick,ass hole jerk, anoying

Perez Hilton by baka kuso yaro April 4, 2011

Perez Dispenser 

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

Perez Dispenser by The Veuve Clicquot Coalition March 2, 2009

Perez's Law 

Perez's law is the inverse of Moore's law. It states: "the stock price any company that Antonio Perez is CEO of, will drop by half every 18 months."

The effect of Perez's Law on Kodak's stock price

$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle

Perez's Law by Enormous rooster July 20, 2011

"Perez Hilton" 

New Term: An insecure, "wanna be Homosexual". Apparently when you are a Perez Hilton, you act in crude ways, dress like the opposite sex, keep blog sites full of useless information, stir up controversy over Gays being married.

Don't be a "Perez Hilton!"

Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."

Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"

That's so "Perez Hilton".

"Perez Hilton" by IND317 April 21, 2009

Perez Hilton 

One strange man that needs to be banned off tik tok. He is a creep and I must have been living under a rock because him and Paris Hilton are not related what so ever.

" Paris and Perez Hilton are not related"

Perez Hilton by mushroomsareadisgrace May 2, 2020