Pepto please 

A phrase used toward couples who are being very loving to one another, usually those who are dating, engaged, or have been recently married.

This phrase insinuates that the lovers' mushy talk will cause the person listing to vomit, therefore needing Pepto Bismol.

Rarely said to couples who have been together for long periods of time due to lack of needing to.

Lover 1: I love you darling.
Lover 2: I love you too dearest.
Lover 1: But I love you more sweetie pie.
Lover 2: Oh no. I love YOU more love muffin!
Person listening: Pepto please!

Pepto please by PinkOrchid January 5, 2011

pepto nanner 

Bananas that have been soaked in pepto for a year or until something interesting happens

Yo dawg pass me another pepto nanner, my stomach hurt like hell

pepto nanner by xXPeptoKleptoXx August 31, 2023

Pepto Bismol 

yeayuh Pepto Bismol!!!..u kno that medicine...the commercial comes on tv..and theres these like old ppl dancin ..goin "yeA Pepto Bismol!!"

I want my Pepto Bismol please

The power of the Pepto Bismol in the palm of my hand!

Pepto Bismol by krishna February 26, 2005

Pepto Bismal 

Pink bull shit in a plastic bottle

Yo g, that pepto bismal made me want to hurl

Pepto Bismal by A,B,C. November 13, 2007

pepto jizmal 

(for medicinal purposes only) what you offer when a girl calls to bail on a date because she's not feeling well. a tasty teaspoon or two will cure any girl's upset tummy.

sorry, ronnie, i can't make it tonight. i just don't feel very well.

how about a dose of pepto jizmal, carrie? it'll cure what ails 'ya!

pepto jizmal by justymac August 22, 2008

Pepto-bismol Pink 

Pepto Bismol pink is when someone's genitalia is pink

She is Pepto-bismol pink

Pepto-bismol Pink by Obama Said Millisis January 19, 2023

Pepto-Bismol 

While your girlfriend is on her period you cum in her. The pink substance leaking out of her pussy is thick pink Pepto.

Last night my girl was on her period, after cumming in her she leaked Pepto-Bismol.

Pepto-Bismol by Easy Riders June 21, 2015