teeny peeny 

The art of possessing an abnormally small penal organ which is capable of little more than to be the subject of jokes. Can also be used to molest young boys.

Reporter: How are you able to molest young boys so easily geoffrey?
Geoffrey: IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!! ... IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!!

teeny peeny by I luvvvvva da jeffffrey May 16, 2010

Jeany Peeny 

When the zipper or fabric on your pants sticks out and gives the appearance of having a penis

"Oh gosh, I have a jeany peeny today!"

"Look at Karen's pants, she has a jeeny peeny!"

Jeany Peeny by TRILLYMADDISON November 27, 2015

Peeing on my peeny 

Its when you gotta piss so bad you pee on your penis. For males only.

I gotta pee dude..

How much?

Like peeing on my peeny much.

Peeing on my peeny by Clappedmatt December 29, 2020

pickle o peeny 

a pickle with legs and its pickle juice squirts on your bum. it is also known as a butt muncher.

the pickle o peeny ate my lunch then juiced on me.

pickle o peeny by loggieperoggie November 22, 2017

unsheared peen 

An uncircumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.

unsheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Curly peen 

A curly bully stick (bull penis) treat for dogs.

We don’t know why, but Bella only likes the curly peen.

Curly peen by Endless_lime91 July 13, 2019

peen fein

When a girl is in love with another man's penis, until the point where it becomes so obvious and disgusting, for she does it in public. A peener feiner tags along his friends, nagging and teasing them. The peener feiner is usually not liked back.

Guy 1: why the hell is Janice following us around?
Guy 2: probably because she's peen feining Sam

peen fein by bb514 February 23, 2011