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patrolling the high seas 

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.
Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

Patronlet 

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.
James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."
Patronlet by Zany_J December 2, 2019

PaTrolling 

When your parents are peeking from behind the door, or entering your room on the least situtation you wanted to be discovered doing.
I won't open that link there is some PaTrolling going around over here.
PaTrolling by Voikiller August 16, 2012

Patrolling 

Similar to camping in videos games, but instead of staying in one spot and waiting; the person constantly moves inside of a single area. This allows them to control an area of there liking without having to sit down all game.
Gamer'1: Dude watch out when you go inside of that building there's a guy patrolling the entire lobby area.
Patrolling by gkiller2100 November 15, 2012

snow_patroled 

cool welsh girl who put a lot of time and energy into her site that tff geeks got their panties in a twist over and got it removed.

someone who has a sense of humor and can dish it and take it too.
snow_patroled is too cool for those tff whiney queers.
snow_patroled by Anonymous June 29, 2003

patrolling 

not wearing a shirt under a hoodie
" that girl is definetly patrolling today, look you can see her nipples through her hoodie"
patrolling by poopshoot0505 April 12, 2009