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durban poison 

I just smoked some Durban Poison that my friend smuggled from South Africa. Now that is some quality weed.
durban poison by ikilled50cent April 18, 2005

Irony poisoned 

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.
Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned
Irony poisoned by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

high speed lead poisoning 

Slang for being shot.
Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!

poisonhole 

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.
My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!
poisonhole by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Pop-Tart Poisoning 

The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.

Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.

The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.
Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"

poison fart 

Flatulence with the ability to clear a large room of people.
Damn it! Ruben layed a poison fart in the living room so he could have the TV to himself,stinky bastard.
poison fart by Rub Dogg August 28, 2006