the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

the oldest profession by Fannyfucker123 January 2, 2017

ye olde bag of RAM 

An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.

"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"

"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."

ye olde bag of RAM by supaDISC April 29, 2004

older than God 

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

older than God by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

Olde fortran 

A fictional brand of beer from the TV cartoon Futurama.

Bender always keeps a 40 of Olde Fortran in his chest.

Olde fortran by The Comedian May 30, 2006

National Older Sister Day 

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.

Happy national older sister day sis!

National Older Sister Day by dianacional February 4, 2021

Oldest Child 

The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.

oldest child.

Oldest Child by TheOldestChildUnfourtunatley August 1, 2011

Olde fortran 

a brand of malt liquor sold in 40 oz bottles. Popular with robots.

Ahhh beer... So many choices and yet it makes so little difference.

Olde fortran by SLURMADDICT April 4, 2003