Get thee to a nunnery 

A statement to a woman that either the world is too harsh for her innocent beauty, or that she innocently brings pain to all the men around her because of her beauty, or ideally, both. The idea is that it would be better if her beauty were left unappreciated for all of her life.

Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery. Thou wouldst not be a breeder of sinners

Get thee to a nunnery by [e-mail] February 23, 2009

nunners

someone who is sophisticated yet has a dash of craziness to them.

man you're nunners.

that guy was so nunners last night.

nunners by The Gigga Man December 9, 2008

Nunner balls 

A sack so full of semen the they talk with a high pitched voice and will continue this until they unload on a unsuspecting subject.

The boy has nunner balls he sounds like a ten year old girl in chourus..

Nunner balls by Bitchesloveadub April 4, 2016

nunney 

the snazziest person you'll ever vomit

ugh i just regurgitated a nunney

nunney by ur moms mom fart [pickles April 24, 2019

nunner 

The part of the male anatomy that is used to deposit sperm into the female during reproduction. "Nunner Lover" is a person who loves nunners.

Women like men with big nunners.
My dog's nunner is big for his size.
Did you know that turtles are the only reptiles with a true nunner?

nunner by Elvia February 6, 2008

nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize

since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"

nunnery by Uncle Dimma March 26, 2018

nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize

since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"

nunnery by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2021