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cunt nudger

A small dick bastard. Who cant get it past the lips.
Yo that dudes a cunt nudger. Dick so small it dont hang past his nutsn
cunt nudger by vtec killer May 17, 2014

Ring nudger 

One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.
I like Frank/Dave/Reginald, if only he wasn't such a persistent ring nudger...
Ring nudger by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016

Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way
That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.
Nad Nudger by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

Chicken Nugger

Chicken Nugger: A small peice of meat that a child begs for; furthermore, parents reject, and refuse to order this item. Chicken Nugget (see also) is a more delicate and popular version of this dish. Related to French Fried and Sweer Potato.
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
Chicken Nugger by Sharkbites August 23, 2017
Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.
Take no note of my nudery!
Nudery by letithappen88 August 25, 2015

Chicken nugger

In a world of sweer potato and french fried, your mind strains to understand this anomaly. May you never be unfortunate enough to find this in your child's Kid Menu lest he starve in the corner.
The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger.
Your son weeps, starving in the corner for his chicken nugger.
Chicken nugger by TwilightSmash64 October 16, 2015