Chunky Nachos 

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.

I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!

Chunky Nachos by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015

Nose Nachos 

Another slang term for Cocaine.

I just snorted a major batch of Nose Nachos man!

Nose Nachos by Luckyzebra May 29, 2009

Nacho Punch 

A super secret mega fist punch that if used correctly can knock out your opponent in one swing. Legend has it the technique was developed deep in the Andres Mountains for protection against the cryptid animal, the chupacabra

This dude stepped to me so I Nacho Punched him straight to the dome.

Nacho Punch by Carson Daly's Dad September 12, 2013

Gusty Nacho 

Really annoying person that never pays attention to anything;so annoying you want to kill them

We were playing UNO when willhem was not paying attention,what a gusty nacho.

Gusty Nacho by Jonn:p July 1, 2011

Nacho Yakking

The act of taking nacho cheese and applying it as lube as you pleasure yourself.

Yo, yesterday my mom caught me nacho yakking!

Nacho Yakking by The Man With a Plan and a Can January 12, 2018

nachosurf 

To pick the meaty, incredibly cheesy and most toppingly-distributed part of nachos, which is usually at the top of the ubiquitous dish. Overly selfish selection of foods that are meant to be shared.

If I have to eat anymore naked chips because of Steve’s goddamn nachosurfing, I’m going to stab him with a fork!!

nachosurf by Crotch Angle Defintions November 23, 2018

Umbrella Nachos 

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.

"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."

Umbrella Nachos by TMSR January 5, 2008