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Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out
"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"
Mystical Malfuction by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

mystical interlude 

Used by Baby Boomers to replace "senior moment". It has a softer feeling than senior moment. Also- MI
Wait, I almost have the word I'm looking for. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I'm having a .....Mystical Interlude.......... and just can't come up with it.
mystical interlude by Sues January 4, 2008

Mystical Mustache 

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.

Mystical Mary Jane

Mystical Mary Jane is the ultimatum of all Mary Jane's. The best weed and the least smoked. Mystical Mary Jane loves you, and you love her forever. Its origination is unknown and is a medium sized indica/sativa. Thousands of diamonds is the only explanation of what she looks like. With a THC count of above 40%, you are sure to be high for over 8 hours. (great for a movie-thon) Do not be fooled by imitations or rappers with gold chains claiming they got the bomb....its a plot against you because if you know you have it, you DONT TELL A SOUL!
a verse dedicated to Mystical Mary Jane

who like to stay medicated, meditating
Off bud all the hata’s out there hating
Im wavin mystical mary hazen
Make reality cave in like a rasin
Im just saying, its amazing
How the endo long time stay blazin,
Like amen in layman, its crayzin
So much thc my eyes is glazing
The power of bud, hard to maintain
I like to stay simple with a simple brain
Im feelin the strain, my eyes is sprained
Taste buds like the sweetness of sugar cane
Smoke along with me, forget your pain
After this hit, you’ll be back again
So when you get high, don’t forget the name

Mystical mary jane.

Mos' ReQuest-copyright 2009-Go time records.

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Mystical Mary Jane by Mos Request August 26, 2009

mystical cock 

A cock that has mystical, magical, and amazing powers. Can even make any lesbian organism.
Christian Troy- "Lizzie is was because of my mystical cock....."
mystical cock by Bootszu February 12, 2009

Mystical Space Typhoon 

A card in Yu-Gi-Oh! that is well know to be a staple and is able to negate other card effects. It's more well-known to be called simply "MST".
How to use Mystical Space Typhoon:
You activate that card? Fine, I MST it!