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Mayo and Mustard Sandwich 

When you actively piss and cum in a white girl's ass during intercourse.
"Yeah Mark, I gave her a Mayo and Mustard sandwich last night."

mustard slide 

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.
That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!
mustard slide by BobC February 8, 2006

mustard stains 

look at your girlfriends panties, mustard stains
mustard stains by Burzerk June 11, 2006

Mustard Shot 

A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.
Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.
Mustard Shot by Hansellout December 3, 2007

Mustard Slut 

*Definitions for:*
-MUSTARD SLUT-

1) A Female whom loves Mustard so much, she put it on All and/or most of their meals.
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2) An inddividual, whom wants to lick or have another individual lick Mustard off of the other individuals body.

3) Someone whom wears alot and/or always wears the color yellow.

4) Mustard Slut in this term/and slang,would define a woman whom is being reffered to as a "Good Lady."

5) An Individual whom has alot of sexual intercourse,around alot Marijuna Plants.

6) A Mustard Slut=Is an Asian Stripper.

7) A Blond Flirtatous gir whom is a just a tease.

-Not to be confused-nor mistaken' with A Slut Mustard(which is a complete diffrent deffinitation all together.)
*Example's: *
-Mustard Slut-

1-Oh my Daisys I am such a Mustard Slut, I am hella craving some Mustard ontop of my Pizza and Burrito for dinner.

2-Oh you sexy Mustard Slut, lick that mustard off of me.

3-Girl,you look like a freaking Mustard Slut, dressed like that!

4-MMMM Baby, You are my Mustard Slut.

5- I'll meet you in the grow room,My Little Mustard Slut.

6-After the Preformances I paid this little mustard slut, to give me a lap dance in her downstairs office.

7- That Mustard Slut gave me the worst blue balls ever.
Mustard Slut by Anyalatte May 11, 2011

mustard spoon 

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.
"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"