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myseduce 

when someone hits on you through myspace message or comment

usually done by the ghetto, horny, and socially awkward
girl: "that weird boy kept trying to myseduce me all night. wtf."

"wats good with u mami?...jus tryin 2 get 2 kno a shawty...i'm feelin yer pics."
-classic example of wanksta myseduction
myseduce by admshame March 7, 2008
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Mused Musedelia muse Muser Musked Muselk mushed musted muselive Museum

museum level 

When monitoring effects of psychotropic substances, a commonly used term for a level that produces a just perceptible effect is "museum level." This is a slightly-over-threshold level which allows public activities (such as viewing paintings in a museum or scenery watching as a passenger in a car) to be entered into without attracting attention.
Person 1: Are you getting the fear? think we better turn back home..
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)
museum level by skeptikalia April 25, 2013

crippled egg museum 

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
In history Muse refers to any one of the 9 daughters of Zues responsible for inspiration in men.

Today our Muse still inspires men. She is warm and full of life. Extensive knowledge of music and art. She is a dancer, a comedian, a sinner, a saint, the girl next door, and a goddess. You will know a Muse by her hypnotic eyes, bright smile, quick wit, and the fluidity in the way she moves her body. If you have met a Muse you will be drawn to her.
"I sat there frozen as she Mused me"
muse by WebMc November 23, 2011

Double Muted 

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app
"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."
Double Muted by Rare Crew July 8, 2020

got musked 

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)
Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
got musked by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021