chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Pizza Mozzarella 

A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.

HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH

HE ITALIAN

HE GAY

perfecto being.

neato.

e.

he can S O N G .

PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..

the golden rectangle tho.

h u h.

Johnny: Gyro, I know we need to win this race but Jesus told to me to kil- Gyro? Gyro??

Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..

Pizza Mozzarella by narancia ghirga best boy April 22, 2020

mozzie 

new york slang for receiving head

this bitch gave me crazy mozzie last night

mozzie by yoockyyyy November 28, 2021

Mozza  

An Egyptian term for any curvey foxy girl who's wearing a sexy outfit and usually showing some flesh.

Dude1: shoft elmozza elli 3addet di yala? (did you see this mozza who passed by, dude?
Dude2: Shut the fuck up you son of a bitch, she's my sister!
Dude1: Ooops, bardoo mozza! (still is a mozza)

Mozza by Oldhippie December 25, 2008

Mozzer 

The high king of indie.

"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"

Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick 

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.

My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

Mozzarella Moment 

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

Mozzarella Moment by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015