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manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling
brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!
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Moisturize 

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.
" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"
Moisturize by Bootles December 30, 2005

MonsterFreak 

I was Playing Call of duty MW2 and Matt is on there beasting like a MonsterFreak.
MonsterFreak by joltfreek May 29, 2010

Moisturize the chicken 

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

monsterious 

When something's CRAZY.
jesus christ, that bundle is monsterious.

beard moisturizer 

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing
She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

Cookie Monstering 

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.
Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?
Cookie Monstering by __Kris__ June 19, 2022