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plugging a meatloaf 

1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.
1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.
plugging a meatloaf by Madison J October 18, 2003

Meatloaf Curtain 

When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.

Meatloaf 

(verb)- to do anything for love; to do something in the name of love, as the song by the musical artist Meat Loaf implies. (May also include "not doing that")
Ned: "Well, I meatloaffed my way through the date and scored"

Ted: "Cool story, bro"
Meatloaf by Maurice DelTaco January 22, 2010

meatloaf kitty 

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.
When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".
meatloaf kitty by Steph796 January 20, 2009

meatloafing 

A position that many cats and kittens prefer to relax in. It's usually in a straight-forward lump with the head and tail protruding, you can't see their paws or feet, as they are buried.
My cat Munchie meatloafs with his head down.
meatloafing by God November 15, 2004

Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole
Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.