Leg McMuffin 

Slang for Vagina. Just a play on words but since legs look like arches when you are eating it makes great sense.

I can't wait to get home and pull the wrapper off of my girls Leg McMuffin.

Leg McMuffin by elementalsigil November 13, 2013

Slutty McMuffin 

My sexy ass wife

There’s my slutty McMuffin! Come to daddy

Slutty McMuffin by Z-diddy58 June 13, 2019

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! 

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

Scott Mcmuffin 

Someone who likes people of the same sex

I didn't know he was a Scott Mcmuffin

Scott Mcmuffin by Rocks matlapa maswika December 3, 2018

It's you, McMuffin!!!

Originating from the movie "Superbad", it's a phrase used when you are suprised to see somebody

I walked in and saw my worst enemy and exclaimed, "It's you, McMuffin!!!", and he screamed with astonishment.

It's you, McMuffin!!! by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010

Chode Mcmuffin 

A person who has such a bad chode that they need to heat it on a hotplate before placing in a sandtrap(vagina).
Chode Mcmuffin-AKA(pat rowe)

That kid is such a chode mcmuffin!

Chode Mcmuffin by aj November 13, 2003

Dick McMuffin 

Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.

In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!

All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.

Dick McMuffin: "You're wrong!"

Dick McMuffin by Jelloshots My Dello January 20, 2014