Mcintyrism

Creating a false observation, then convincing your particular audience it really occurs, in order to make a joke a about it. This particular type of comedy has been utilised to profound effect by the hugely overrated Michael Mcintyre

Dude you know when you're walking along and randomly start sneezing every 3rd step you take?
Shut up douchebag, you're so shit at Mcintyrism.

by Gigga n00b August 14, 2010

Macintyre

When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".

The bar is burning down! -macintyre!

by Prof. Cheeseburger August 18, 2010

MacIntyre

Is a term given to:
(1) an outsanding plug or tool who demonstrates time after time their pluggish qualities
(2) a weak person
(3) a man who cannot talk to women
(4) a person who cannot play hockey
(5) a person who claims to have had sex for over 76 minutes
(6) a person who does not consume alcohol

Hey did you hear what happened to Dan?

- No what happened?

Well apparently he pulled a macintyre! Didn't drink, hit on any women and went to sleep alone!

by Americas.Team December 20, 2010

MacIntyre

A term used to describe:

1) Lifting heavy ass weight in the gym
2) Not a Cowboys fan
3) A boss in general
4) Pocalyuko mom's pimp

I pulled a MacIntyre in the gym today

- Wow you deadlifted 400 lbs?

Yea 8 times

by SteelersNation February 28, 2011

Mc Intyre

A relative of an old wrinkly Chinese man, usually likes to cook, and hide beneath their fat.

I saw a man today , he was a real Mc Intyre

by 66yytre November 16, 2010

Fennett MacIntyre

Fennett MacIntyre is a 17 year old from Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada. He has a PhD in Psychology and Parapsychology and went to Cape Breton University before being kicked out for a video he and his colleagues uploaded to YouTube claiming they saw a ghost. Fennett, Dr. Teo Spengler, and Dr. Neil Adams started their own company The Ultimate Ghostbusters and have saved the world on a few occasions since.

Talk to Fennett MacIntyre to be hired.

by FSC Fennett September 14, 2019

mcintire

To over charge for alcholic beverages.

I got mcintired at the bar last night and came home broke.

by The Old Goat November 22, 2010