Mattie 

Mattie is a super mean wo-man, she is always judging other people but gets mad when she is judged. Mattie is super short and always looking for attention. She is very lazy and not very smart

I feel like a Mattie today.

Mattie by Annynomous June 25, 2018

Mattie 

Dumb fuck who is always wrong

Me: Omg ur such a Mattie

You: wow now that I think about it i am rly dumb

Mattie by Juuliousceaser January 21, 2019

Mattie 

A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!

"did you talk to Mattie?"
"yeah! being adorable as always"

Mattie by winkwonkyouknow May 25, 2020

Mattie 

A girl who tells a boy their bra size in the middle of a conversation.

Mattie: hey
Kid:hey
Mattie: My bra size is medium

Mattie by BigHandleLilWeen September 23, 2020

Mattie 

Mattie is a fighter. A woman of valor. She tends to doubt herself but is always confident when need be. She fights for what she believes in. She can be loud but also soft-spoken. She is extremely sarcastic sometimes to deflect from answering deeply personal questions and other times just because she can be cynical sometimes. She's an interpreter of the heart with words of wisdom. She can get attached easily and she loves hard. She's full of compassion. She is meant to do great things.

Mattie is a sweet sweet girl.
Mattie loves too hard but I wouldn't ever change that about her.

Mattie by lovelywomanofGod1 November 22, 2021

Mattie 

Me when i when

Mattie

Mattie by 01100011 01101111 01101011 November 29, 2021

Mattie 

Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.

Wow that guy is a real Mattie

Mattie by goatcatcher November 29, 2021