Emma Matic 

Dayuuuuum that girl is an Emma fo sho
She smells of ham
she loves facebook and crisps and fruit flavoured sweets
she is sometimes funny, but not as funny as the office bully
she loves clunge

dayuuuuum that girl is an emma matic fo sho
she eats crisps all day

Emma Matic by moomoo2512 October 15, 2010

Masnick's Law 

Similar to Godwin's Law, the idea that, in an argument about musical business models, it only worked for Band XYZ "because they were famous/unknown / big/small" such as Radiohead or Nine Inch Nails," regardless of the amount of data which supports conclusions to the contrary.

That band could never make any money off of giving their music away for free - it only worked for Radiohead because they're famous!

See Masnick's law.

Masnick's Law by K-Dav June 22, 2008

the mystic star

when five guys line up in a star formation with one girl in the middle. the five guys take turns blowing their loads on her face.

hey do you want to come back to our place and make the mystic star??

we completely pulled the mystic star on that girl last night!

the mystic star by Mr. Mystical October 22, 2009

Mastiff 

Mastiff is a large powerful dog that has a droopy face who loves to drool on the floor and your clothes when she comes over for a pat. She is an extremely protective family member and will challenge all intruders but is the biggest sook to those she loves.

Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.

Hey man, that mastiff is massive, can I give her a pat?

Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.

Mastiff by All in the mind July 1, 2016

Masticarp

A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.

Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.

Masticarp by Phredrikk October 8, 2011

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Mystic Messenger 

A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not

Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect

Mystic Messenger by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019