boko-maru 

The Bokononist ritual of the mingling of awarenesses. Involves pressing the bare soles of the feet against another's with closed eyes. Bokononism is the fictional religion based on lies from the 1963 novel 'Cat's Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut.

'I find it hard to talk to you,' he said. 'Boko-maru would help,' she suggested.

boko-maru by g-rich January 21, 2011

Kobayashi Maru 

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

Kobayashi Maru by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

Pantsu Maru Mie 

Japanese phrase that translate to, “I can see your underwear.” This phrase was used in an episode of ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders” where Jean Pierre Polnareff said the phrase in Japanese sign language. After this, Noriaki Kakyoin sneaks behind him and says the famous phrase, guessing what Polnareff said. After Kakyoin guessed the phrase, they do a badass handshake.

Kakyoin: “Pantsu Maru Mie.”
Polnareff: “YAHHHHHHHH!!”
*the two do a legendary handshake*

Pantsu Maru Mie by YourUncleJimmy November 23, 2021

Kobayashi Maru 

A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.

We can stay in this burning plane or jump, but we don't have any parachutes. What a Kobayashi Maru.

Kobayashi Maru by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003

Pantsu Maru Mie 

A Japanese phrase that means "your underwear is showing" which became famous in the west for its usage in Chapter 68 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders.

The phrase is usually accompanied by a hand sign, which will be explained here.

Clap in Japanese is "pan"
The 2 fingers represent "tsu"
Circle in Japanese is "maru"
And look in Japanese is "mie"

Polnareff: *le hand signs*

Kakyoin: "Pantsu maru mie."

Polnareff: YEAH!

*Initiating bro handshake*

Pantsu Maru Mie by BX56 November 2, 2022

Yushin Maru 

A ship run by evil Japanese savages used to kill innocent whales for the fun of it.

The crew on the ship tell major lies that calls their actions "research", and they act like a bunch of cry babis when the noble Paul Watson and his Sea Shepherds give the Japanese whaler what they deserve.

The Japanese crew of the Yushin Maru is so damn stupid, Obama should have the USAF take that ship out.

Yushin Maru by Danny Duignan from Facebook November 4, 2009

Eijiro Maru 

A demonic king of the 14th Pit of Hell. He is a Vessel that holds a Deity names Roubi. Eijiro is also the one to save us all from total annihilation.

Person 1: "Eijiro Maru is pure and I love him."

Cas, the creator of Eijiro: " Thanks."

Eijiro Maru by That-one-bish October 17, 2018