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manhole theory 

The notion that a homosexual man's sphincter can stretch to the diameter of a standard manhole cover.
The senator blasted the gay "deathstyle" by referring to the legendary capacity of some gay men to expand their rectum to manhole-size.
manhole theory by jan warner September 15, 2004

Manhole Cover 

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.
"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."
Manhole Cover by delta1020 January 15, 2009

manhole-chills 

When yo girl go down on you, and she gets a little freaky past the testicles, she decides to penetrate your asshole. During the process you accumulate chills in your manhole.
This bitch's fingers do wonders and give me manhole-chills.

Manhole Cover 

When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.
1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"

manhole cover 

Any panties.
She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.

Manhole Cover 

Putting a coin in your foreskin effectively cover your tip
Today I used a toonie as a manhole cover.
Manhole Cover by Leak My Nut February 8, 2021