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Mackerel kayak 

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.
She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!
Mackerel kayak by Jaybibz October 9, 2022

Red Mackerel 

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.
Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.
Red Mackerel by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Holy Mother Mackerel 

holy mackerel 

Holy mackerel is an expression of surprise, astonishment, joy, glee, incrudulity.

Holy mackerel is an ejaculatory term - meaning it occurs rather sudden.

The meaning of the name is an oxymoron, as the mackerel (Atlantic mackerel) is one of the smellier fish and juxtaposed against the Holy, there is nothing Holy about that smell. So in other words its a bit ironic and thus is funny to hear.

Holy Mackerel, Batman is a fav culture classic from the 1960's TV series show Batman that starred Adam West and Burt Ward.

Holy Mackerel 

An expression used when something happens that is unexpected HOLY MACKEREL!
Holy mackerel I was never expecting that DOG to jump on me. I feel like going out and catching an actual mackerel to settle my nerves. Holy mackerel
Holy Mackerel by S.Dawg June 3, 2017

Slimey Mackerel 

What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.
Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel
Slimey Mackerel by wezzzz August 13, 2010