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mayhem monkey 

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!
omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!

Mayhem makers 

The #1 Runescape Pure clan. We defeat Eop + Foe, commonly named Foeop every time we run in with them. Been #1 for the past 10 years of Runescape Clan history and Always will be. Mayhem Makers are currently the last standing pure clan of Runescape accepting only True pures.
Mayhem makers ran into Foeop last saturday. It was a complete massacre of Mithril and Adamant armour all over the ground and Every Member of the Mayhem makers made bank off of Foeop. Gwas indeed.
Mayhem makers by 2inthepink May 12, 2011

Mayhem-cident 

A type of accident that would make a great story and creates a significant amount of damage. When telling the story, one would paint a colorful picture that seems to be a chaotic-bound situation that results in mayhem.

Dean Winters, the All-State Mayhem Actor, would make it funny if the story was produced into a commercial by dry humor and witty remarks that are very blunt.
"Dude, I had a Mayhem-cident last night. I was minding my own business watching 'Dude, Where's My Car?' while driving and Ashton Kutcher T-boned me!" said Driver

"Good thing you saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico last week." Gecko
Mayhem-cident by NuetralNolan November 10, 2010

Mayhem Fest 

Started in 2008, a yearly music festival sponsored by Rockstar energy drink that takes place in the summer. Started by Vans Warped Tour founded by Kevin Lyman and by John Reese (partner of Lyman on Taste of Chaos Tour).

Dominated by metal bands (mostly death metal) but will also have plain metal, heavy metal, and nu-metal. Most bands are todays metal (i.e. no Metallica, Iron Maiden, etc.)

Some bands that have appeared at Mayhem are Slayer, Korn, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Disturbed, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, 3 Inches of Blood and tons more.
Guy1: Are you going to Mayhem Fest this year?

Guy2: Hell yeah! Mayhem fucking rules!! Man, Ozzfest is looking dead now.
Mayhem Fest by RoboChickin July 19, 2010

Mayhem Scrims

Mayhem Scrims Is fun af until you get killed
Mayhem Scrims by cloutchaser2528 November 22, 2018

Mayhem in the A.M.

Verb. The act of consuming copious amounts of alcohol before 12:00 noon. To begin drinking adult beverages early in the day, as early as 7:00 AM, which is when many liquor stores open. Also a way of managing a hangover with "The hair of the dog" method.

Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else
"It's 7:15 AM and Robert was leaving the liquor store with plans to be drunk before 10:00. He is going to have some Mayhem in the A.M."

"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."

"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"
Mayhem in the A.M. by Ceaser21 April 6, 2017