True Forced Loneliness

A group of people (mainly guys/men) who are unable to attract women and are unsuccessful in the dating scene. They realize that when it comes to dating, it is primarily about looks, and they criticize dating specialists for lying to vulnerable people about how to attract women.

There are many misconceptions about these people such as them hating women, feeling that they are entitled to a woman's affection or that a woman should never reject them. Most TFLers actually believe the contrary and point out the fact that the world just isn't fair and it's not someone's fault if they are unattractive.

Common members of this community on YouTube consist of: Heed and Succeed, Oreo Man/Savvy guy, KentTV, Blaze1, and Jamil the King

"Has Steve never had a girlfriend?"
"Nah bro, he's a TFLer"

"What does TFL stand for?"
"True Forced Loneliness"

True Forced Loneliness by Uncool dude December 16, 2018

Lovely Jubbly 

Superb, excellent, great, etc. 'Lovely Jubbly' was originally an advertising slogan for 'Jubbly', a triangular-shaped frozen orange drink which was popular in the 1950s and 60s. Later popularised by the character 'Del Boy' in British comedy 'Only fools and Horses'.

Rodney: "'Ere Del Boy, geezer over there says he'll give you a pony for the Betamax video recorder if you throw in a case of that Yugoslavian Scotch."
Del: "Lovely Jubbly!"

Lovely Jubbly by Silver Dog September 11, 2009

Ashley Lovelace 

Ashley Lovelace is a Angel. She is loved by everybody, and missed by every second, minute, and hour of the day. Ashley loved and cared for everyone, which is why shes truly a Angel. We all miss Ashley. She was Beautiful, her smile shined brighter then the sun. Ashley could make anyone Laugh, because she was a goofy princess. Now Our angel is Safe in Heaven. We all love you, Ashley Lovelace.

"Ashley lovelace was an angel."
"Indeed. LLA."

Ashley Lovelace by MissLovelace April 22, 2019

Lovelust 

Extremely strong & powerful feeling, yearning, craving, & desire to be with someone, know more about them, have them in your life. That new and wonderful in lovelike feeling that reaches deep down inside and outside your body,that you can't get out of your mind, your body, your heart, & your soul.

I'm feeling completely overwhelmed with lovelust for Tom every minute of the day since I met him.

Lovelust by longing for real love April 21, 2005

Leveling up your paladin 

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

Leveling up your paladin by Atlec November 3, 2005

my lovely horse

a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.

my lovely horse by The Anti-Ugly-Horse February 17, 2004

Leave my loneliness unbroken 

Leave me the fuck alone. Don't try to console, or help me through a time of loss. Go away.

Company is unwelcome at this time.

From Edgar Allan Poe's poem "The Raven".

Neighbor one: Who's the guy with the sign over his door that says "Leave my loneliness unbroken"?

Neighbor two: Oh, that's Josh, he's naturally anti-social, but ever since he lost his girl he's really shut the world out.

Leave my loneliness unbroken by Scotttenorman June 30, 2011