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LeBronze 

An over-rated NBA "superstar" who will never be the greatest (Gold) like the one and only Jordan, or even an accomplished runner up (Silver) like a Kobe or Magic or Bird.
Taking his talents to South Beach, LeBronze just couldn't bring home the Gold.
LeBronze by Flyn Hawaiin December 11, 2011
Related Words

Lebroned 

The act of getting your Shot blocked so hard the entire crowd screams “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
Bro I Lebroned that dude so hard last night his girlfriend dumped him!!!

LeBranded 

When your barber gives you the LeBron hair line.
My LeBranded hair line, was so bad, I left to find a new Barber.

Bryan was so mad when his Barber LeBranded him, he look kinda like Dr. Phil.
LeBranded by Black Dude #501 July 3, 2016

LaBroned 

When you talk the talk then when your moment to shine comes about you fail and fall on your face. Fail under pressure. Over hyped based on performance in critical matters, at critical times.
The McCain/Palin ticket was steamrolling having gained the republicans vote based on polls leading up to the election, then when actually given a chance to speak they both LaBroned and burst into flames.
LaBroned by PrettyBoy@DC June 16, 2011

LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ 

1. A LeBron James fan that rides his d!#k to the point of arousal.

2. Believes that there was no other player, EVER, to play on the NBA before he was drafted.

3. Most likely never watched the Heat play until LeBron moved there.

4. Outside of Miami, usually sitting at a bar, in their LeBron jersey.... alone.
1. Did you see the game last night, oooh LeBron went sooo hard!", "Watching the game last night gave me a massive LeBroner."

2. "LeBron is the GREATEST player, EVER, to player in the whole galaxy.... EVER!!!"

3. "Man, I've been a Heat fan since.... uhh... forever"

4. "Why's that LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ just sitting there by himself"

LeBroner 

The unintentional male arousal that comes from witnessing dunks and exceptional plays authored by LeBron James. Often results in a LeBrection.
Tim- Dude, did you see that throw down on the fast break LeBron just had?

Paul- Yeah, I can't stand up right now. I have a serious LeBroner.
LeBroner by MB&TL April 4, 2009