Landoned 

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005

Landmine 

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

Landmine by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016

LANmine 

Ego personified

LANmine by Mati August 23, 2003

landmine 

skinny ugly chick.

"no landmines boys."- jersey shore

landmine by ahurst1864 August 3, 2010

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

danish landmines by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

Studded Landmine 

A Lego brick

"Ah, shit I stepped on a studded landmine"

Studded Landmine by MyMainManSlinky November 9, 2017

Mental Landmine 

A cute girl u think is normal and hook up with only to realize she is screwed up in the head. they are virtually undetectable at first glance. Red flags include; talking about her father when she is naked, weird fetishes, asking what number personality you are, if she tells you she is psychic or compares her psychic abilities to others, etc . no matter how hot she maybe be aware of the possible mental landmine that can/will ruin a perfectly good hook up.

A: I just hooked up with Halley

B: Good Shit she was cute.

A: Nah, she started crying about her body issues and her horoscope halfway through sex. Totally ruined it for me.

B: now that's a Mental Landmine

Mental Landmine by juan the don October 6, 2010