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A guy who poops 2 feet away from the hiking trail and doesn't wipe his butt. And is made fun of with Krusty Krab jokes.
Krusty when you grow up your gonna work at the Krusty Krab.
Krusty by Dez strebor December 12, 2017
Kristy means Olivia

Krusty means you.(person's name must be Olivia)
Krusty by Exeniran May 22, 2018
Just another definition of looking EXTREMELY ugly or bad.
Me: Damn girl I look so freaking krusty today!

Friend: I know right! You look so krusty.
krusty by ihaveligma July 24, 2018
To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.
"Why is he so Krusty?"
Krusty by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021

Krusty Burger 

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
Krusty Burger by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

Krusty Patty 

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.
Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
Krusty Patty by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020