kinching

Kinching Morts & Coes: refers to child pickpockets, beggars or other criminal/mendicant professions. Ca. 1800.

Kinching Mort stole my purse!

by The Doctor March 28, 2004

kitchinstincts

instincts that only apply to kitchen situations

cook 1: "yo what are you doing tonight?"
cook 2: " you mean besides your mom, oh shit"
cook 2 turns around and pulls mozz sticks out of the frier just as there about to explode.
cook 1: "nice kitchinstincts."

by thetechman June 10, 2011

ketching

Metaphorically sound of success. Like a cash register sound effect. Success does not need to be about money.

"Hi, can you send me the new voice sample you're working on for that music track I want to release for a month ?"
- Yes, sure. Here is the fourth version.
- Oh, I really like this one !
-*ketching*

by Ines_Ella July 2, 2018

kitchinitican

A beautician that does hair in their kitchen because they don’t have a license

I went to my kitchinitican Saturday before I went to the club.

by CarissaAshleyTN August 29, 2022

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.

Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!

by N1SS4N GTR October 6, 2020