When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

Lion Kinging by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

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Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

Burger Kinging by Neptune's Fat Dick July 2, 2021

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Burger Kinging

Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.

Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!

Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?

Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.

Burger Kinging by 13th June 5, 2011

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don kinging

when your smoking a blunt amongst friends or just with another person and the ash on the blunt becomes almost as long as the blunt itself. the blunt begins to resemble don king, the famous boxing promoter. michael ponte aka facci aka the little don ponte created the term.

ponte: yo that blunt is don kinging right now

ponte: yo that blunt is pretty don king right now

don kinging by i cant feel my face!! October 12, 2006

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