Judo Chop 

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"

1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.

Judo Chop by JudoJoo November 18, 2008

Judo Claw 

To stop a large mammal or really upset some one in bed.

To Judo Claw someone insert "Index" finger in the anus, while finger deep in the anus bend/retract the finger to make a hook shape. This renders the "mammal" in affective.

We recommend to try and stop a Sumo Wrestler first with the Claw before land mammals.

Judo Claw by Straglar October 25, 2010

Judo beef 

Judo beef is initiated when one or both or sometimes more, martial artists fight each other out of sheer hatred for one another.

one fights another, they both use martial arts:sometimes judo, sometimes other forms of martial arts-the both got Judo beef

Judo beef by Samuel Justin adesanya July 30, 2007

Judo Cunt Thrust 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your ring and middle finger and shove them up a girl's vag curving your fingers until you hit the g-spot and then lifting her in that way 8 or more inches off of the surface on which you are frolicking

I had this girl in my car and I Judo Cunt Thrusted her so hard she hit the ceiling

Judo Cunt Thrust by Judo Cunt Thrust October 24, 2008

judo proscuitto 

a sexual act; when one uses their hands to karate chop a womans abnormally large labia from side to side for pleasure. usually performed during foreplay.

"leah had the saggiest twat. i was gonna go down on her but then i just decided to stick with the judo proscuitto."

judo proscuitto by erin brooke January 6, 2008

judo cock 

A cock with lethal abilities. Stealthy and unassuming, it’ll have you down for the count before you can blow your rape whistle.

“Nuh uh girl, steer clear of that guy, he’s got that judo cock. You’ll wake up bruised and confused wondering why you only have one shoe on.”

judo cock by Sabriana November 20, 2017

Judo attacks 

Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.

I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!

Judo attacks by Gorillabeast2012 June 12, 2012