John Wayne toilet paper 

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005

John Wayne Casserole 

When someone vomits on another person's chest, poops on top of it and then ejaculates on top of it. It is often a part of foreplay.

I think Jeff needs to stop drinking, last week he woke up in an alley and someone had given him a John Wayne Casserole and stole his wallet.

John Wayne Casserole by DigimonHero91 October 21, 2010

John Wayne paper 

A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.

John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.

John Wayne paper by Brother's quotes July 27, 2016

John Wayne toilet paper 

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

John Wayne Gacy 

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.

" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "

John Wayne Gacy by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

John Wayne Gacy Jr

1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"

2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.

Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.

Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."

It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.

Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."

"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."

John Wayne Gacy Jr by Ross Quaine August 18, 2008

john wayne gacy 

John Wayne Gacy was a very sick individual who murdered 33 people- ages range from 9-27. He buries 27 out of the 30 under his house. He Also dressed up as a clown. That is how he lured little kids into his possession. He would coax and sometimes force co-workers in his house, cuff them to the bed, and suffocate them with their own underwear. He would then commit some necrophelia stuff on them, and then prry them in his crawl space. Kind of creepy.

quote from him: "I should have been convicted for anything more seriosu than running a cemetery without a license."- John Wayne Gacy

john wayne gacy by Sean Rayburn May 2, 2005