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Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Saviorâ„¢!
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.
Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
jibber-swill by Jib Slice May 28, 2010
A joint, a spliff, the wackky tobaccy, doing, weed.
Dom - Oi lad you wanna come smoke a fat jibbet?
Kieran - fuck yeah!
Jibbet by Kieronia joe June 11, 2018
"A Jibba a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"
jibba by gia michael July 9, 2006
A slang term usually used to describe how amazingly misaligned ones teeth are, but can also refer to a smashed set of teeth from the aftermath of a facial beating. Often used as a "ghetto" term but can also be used by white teenagers who think its pretty hilarious.
Clark: You got some ill jibbs there Derek, you should prolly get some braces or somethin.

or

Rob: Dude Pete just got punched repeatedly in the face until he agreed to sing "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus in front of the entire class.

Bob: I bet he has some ill jibbs after that beating!
ill jibbs by Guy Brown2 August 4, 2010
Slang for Jesuit or member of the Society of Jesus.
The Jebbies are the intellectuals of the Catholic Church.
Jebbie by ScottX November 20, 2006